March 24, 2010

Home sweet H$me

Just got back to Seattle run to the post office in the car then have to go a couple blocks to the bank. Oh hello Mr officer. Slap... Another 124 dollar ticket for no seat belt.
I would have been wearing it but I was talking on my phone and mixing my martini and it was getting in the way. Would you care for one?
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4 comments:

David Bond said...

Rad!

CHURCHILL said...

You need to get the hell out of Washington.

matt@machine said...

bad stuff again man...

Sideburn Magazine said...

a friend of mine's Dad had this trick. He was a fast driver & was often getting stopped for speeding...

In the time between spotting the law, pulling over & winding down his window, he would take a sloosh of whiskey he kept in a hip flask in the glove box, then split it out on the carpet. When the officer bent down to start his lecture, he would be almost knocked off his feet by the alcoholic fumes. All of a sudden, this legally becomes a much more serious scenario (the Patrolman believing the driver to be totally rat arsed). But when all the tests proved not only negative but totally '0' on the breathalizer, he had to be released without charge, & the other offences were eclipsed.

This would be extra funny for you to perform TC seeing as how you're teetotal.

BP